We're smiling but we're close to tears.
5sos babysitting kids (psa dont let this happen. ever.)
i love little kids they're so cute OH GOD OKAY I CAN'T CONTROL THEM NEVERMIND
hi little girl do you want to eat food with me
this baby cant even hold a wii controller *whispers* what a pussy
you have a very hot mom
so when these kids get naked people think its 'cute' but when i get naked im told to 'put my clothes on before i get arrested' and 'nudity isnt allowed here'?!
it smells calum did you fart
oh my god the baby pooped oh my god what do i do
hey, can you hook me up with your mom? what're you doing why are you running away why does this always happen
the baby wont stop crying oh my god what do we do
ashton usually stops crying if we let him watch porn
this sucks i hate kids im never having sex again


Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind


if tumblr were to ever shut down:


im already depressed about tomorrow and its not even tomorrow

(Source: aquus)



I just want to see how many people need a hug.


my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night


My mother loved this photo of me and loved that I was so obsessed with fairies when I was younger. Eventually, sometime soon I’ll be the heaven fairy my mum needs, I’ll fly up to her and play dress ups like old time. 
I’m coming mum 👼🙏❤️